- Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew!
- I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 10 minutes over time.
- Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
- I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
- I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
- Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
- I love when we sing new hymns!
- Forget the denominational minimum salary. Let's pay our pastor so he can live as we do.
- Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
- Pastor, we'd like to send you to this seminar in the Bahamas.
Lyhyitä lainauksia ja pohdintoja. Short quotes and writings. Finnish/English Matt. 15:27
Sunday 2 February 2014
10 Things You Never Hear in Church
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